You get up to start your day. It's not early in the morning like most people your age, it's much later. You hop into your car that you bought through your savings made from your job, your personal business, yes you're a lucky star. You order something nice to eat, you have nice things to wear, life is pretty much organised, you have it all planned out and everything is in accordance, no sweat.
But it doesn't go that way for some others and i just realized. I found out some reality that someone didn't show up at work because of cash for transport, no jokes guys.Speaking of being grateful for small mercies.
The power of resilience paid off to a lady that sat beside me in a bus one fine day. "Abeg, how much be from here to Charity bustop" "Na N100, if you no get change abeg come down oh" "Haba, na N50 i dey enter am, i never pay N100" "Omo u go pay that N100 oh, we don dey inside bus since you no talk, na when we don dey almost reach u dey talk say na N50 u wan pay" "Oga i never pay N100 since i dey enter bus from here reach Charity, i no fit pay am oh". I sat waiting to see what would unfold. By now the driver who had angrily parked by the roadside joined in to attack and bully her with threats of pushing her out of the bus. She remained undaunted, not caring that she was dealing with brash people who weren't cultured. Surprisingly they dragged till she got to her bus top and the conductor and driver let her go. I was marvelled because most ladies would have given up and paid the balance, knowing how violent these people can be. Speaking of breaking free form the norm and being bold.
"I really thought i was going to get that contract, the team liked me, you know things have been gloomy for this my food business since i started. I thought this was it!" "Don't worry Tobi, it wasn't meant to be joo. Don't mind that woman. She used another company, her birthday pictures were trending". Little did she know that her friend got the client's contact on Instagram, sent the client a dm, telling her a million reasons why she shouldn't use her friends'catering business for her upcoming event. The client who didn't want to risk it, decided to use another vendor instead. Speaking of a frenemy, who shows all the care but harbors hatred and strikes when opportuned.
The divergence in reality and illusion...
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Monday, 30 April 2018
Monday, 30 May 2016
Comic Reality...
So, we live in a world where things don't always go as envisaged and sometimes it could be so funny that the thought of it just releases all the endorphins, dopamine and happy chemicals to your brain, lol.
Guess what, I have a list of weird, funny, past events that I have had the opportunity of hearing from people and I have some from me,yeah *wink*
"I once used air fresher as roll on/ body spray because I couldn't afford one and that was what was available at home" Mide said (omg!#@$)
"As I was about leaving after an official meeting with a female client, she kissed me on the lips" Steve said (wow if na fine girl, then ride on lol)
"See me forming cashless economy, I went to work with the amount of cash that would get me there, I planned on using the ATM on my way back. I got to the bank and the ATM swallowed my card, omo I turn to corporate beggar sharp sharp" Oyinkan said (lwkmd, tell me who this hasn't happened to before!)
"I was heading out on a movie date, all dressed like a hot babe, I was feeling myself! I got into a bus and as I got out my shirt got stuck by the door and tore badly! The sight was something to behold. I followed the driver back oh, that was the end of the movie date" Jane said (Aww, so that's how you left the poor guy waiting)
"I slept with two girls at once and asked them to pay me" Obinna said (blank stare, *coughs then swallows spit*)
This is so funny, I laughed a lot, I dropped mine under an unreal name, guess which *wink* What crazy, funny,
weird thing have you done?
Guess what, I have a list of weird, funny, past events that I have had the opportunity of hearing from people and I have some from me,yeah *wink*
"I once used air fresher as roll on/ body spray because I couldn't afford one and that was what was available at home" Mide said (omg!#@$)
"As I was about leaving after an official meeting with a female client, she kissed me on the lips" Steve said (wow if na fine girl, then ride on lol)
"See me forming cashless economy, I went to work with the amount of cash that would get me there, I planned on using the ATM on my way back. I got to the bank and the ATM swallowed my card, omo I turn to corporate beggar sharp sharp" Oyinkan said (lwkmd, tell me who this hasn't happened to before!)
"I was heading out on a movie date, all dressed like a hot babe, I was feeling myself! I got into a bus and as I got out my shirt got stuck by the door and tore badly! The sight was something to behold. I followed the driver back oh, that was the end of the movie date" Jane said (Aww, so that's how you left the poor guy waiting)
"I slept with two girls at once and asked them to pay me" Obinna said (blank stare, *coughs then swallows spit*)
This is so funny, I laughed a lot, I dropped mine under an unreal name, guess which *wink* What crazy, funny,
weird thing have you done?
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